Heteroclite An0my: 2005/08 Heteroclite An0my: 2005/08

31 August 2005

&Hairball&

Have you ever walked along the street, then buckled over coughing... Your boyfriend hits you on the back (being insensitive and all) and you spit out this huge ... blue globula hairball?

Yes, it's embarrasing. Men experience it too.. cats as well (theirs are green though)... Most of all.. Heteroclite An0my experiences nasty ones in the paraworlds. What does he do with it after it attacks? Soap. Lots of it. Enjoy the smudge-art.

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30 August 2005

&Double Trouble&

We have a treat for you ladies and gentlemen. It's a double post!
And in this second post, there is.. yes that's right.. 3.. no... 4.. no.. two(!) comics!

The first one is by ::Jericrow who made this at my request :D
He really is a fan of animal problems :P



And the next one is my silly ones. I did this in about 2 minutes.. So.. it should be of apt quality.



Goodnight.

&Tauren Rogue&

Tauren Rogue, I saw one in Iron Forge.

I was looking at the class choices for Shaman, then for Paladin. To my disappointment, the Alliance had only two classes that allowed Paladin. Human and Dwarf. I would like to see a Paladin. Maybe we would start seeing those overplayed Female Night Elf Paladins... They already have priests.. why not go with the holy warrior. I was also thinking how there are no Gnome Priest.. surely even
a scientific society with mages and warlocks would have a priest. What really makes me upset is the lack of Gnomish Paladins... Imagine if there was Gnome Paladins. Lookies, you can be both useless, AND small. :D s2 to Gnome Rogues.

I made an ingame representation of the Heteroclite Anomy playing World of Warcraft. Also featured is the Anomalous Bear, as seen in episode 1 (he got buffed). Enjoy the Heteroclite Anomy getting ganked. I know I do. The yellow text is by the Overseer



Remember to take a break every 10 minutes. For you paladins out there, this translates as every battle, at the start of a battle and while you are regenerating. To stay with your group, just turn on Devotion Aura and hit F2 and then type /follow.

29 August 2005

&Gender Interpretation&

Gender interpretation is something that must be done in every English course. For those of you who cannot complete English to a satisfactory level... stop reading.. now. The inconspicuous maroon canine transported its corroding abdomen throughout its vertebrate phase.

There are some of us who just don't take the E
nglish language seriously. This next comic is dedicated... no, in honour of you.... no!! In aspiration of me. Actually.. because the online dictionary is not working... I'll just say, my friends will know of this. I'd just like to say, Mr. Romero Man, you're my entrepreneur.

With a bit more delay, ye comical is out yonder. Thar. As always, clicketh with conviction if you need it slightly bigger.

Some of the other authors have questioned my flourescent colouring designs of the foremost comic.. I have reduced this by several levels. I'll keep an eye out on the colour schemes so as not to hurt the eyes of moles.


Enjoy.
-Mrah'Sponagi

28 August 2005

_Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll_

In an attempt to replicate the ownage that is "Animals Have Problems Too" I will recite a memorable quotation from that uber comic.

"Where my dawgs at?"


And now for my first comic.







Its a good thing I have nothing against heartiez between men, because I couldn't figure out how to make a female stick figure in the 4 minutes I was staring at the keyboard.

&Comically the First&

Here is what you have been waiting for. The very first, nay.. Ye Formermost comic!
Click the image for full size. Comics will range in sizes, so be warned. Penalties Apply.

26 August 2005

&The End&

Welcome to Heteroclite Anomy.

We are here to show the deviation and anomality of common rule and form. This adjectises the social corruption and alienation that we bring by ruining and eroding standards and values over a period of time.

We hope that you enjoy your stay. And if you don't, then you better send us money. Lots of it.


Here is a virtual tour of what you may expect.

Note the trustworthiness and instability. Also note that there is no green. Then, note that the image is predominately frog.

Oh... and we show all this with webcomics... or something.
So... sit tight, relax (if you can sit tightly and relax..) and enjoy the slow falling sensation.

&Mrah'Sponagi&